Dear passengers, welcome aboard flight NLC25! Our nice price class comes with premium services - a crying baby as your only soundtrack, permanent turbulence, and a seatmate who thinks deodorant is optional. Please make sure you’re in Flight Mode until we reach... whatever’s left of our final destination. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the free fall.

Dear passengers, welcome aboard flight NLC25! Our nice price class comes with premium services - a crying baby as your only soundtrack, permanent turbulence, and a seatmate who thinks deodorant is optional. Please make sure you’re in Flight Mode until we reach... whatever’s left of our final destination. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the free fall.